Drop 001 / Access restricted

Objects for the biologically unserious

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Two objects currently exist behind the blur. Their identities have been released. Their dignity has not.

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Sleep objectObject 01

Vagina Bed

A velvet-soft monument to rest, rebirth and refusing to own a normal bed. Sculptural, enveloping and almost certainly the most dramatic place you will ever lose your phone.

IncludedPresented with a set of red satin pajamas for the ceremonial descent.

UnavailablePrice concealedRelease pending
Sleep objectObject 02

Penis Bed

An unapologetically vertical idea forced into a horizontal lifestyle. Built for dreamers, exhibitionists and anyone who thinks their bedroom has been behaving far too normally.

IncludedPresented with white satin pajamas for an unnecessarily dignified night’s sleep.

UnavailablePrice concealedRelease pending

Acquisition remains impossible

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You may think about them.

Product access, quantities, pricing and photographs will be released when the objects are ready to enter polite society.

Vagina Beds® / Drop 001